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Ashlea
That’s me there: suspicious, green eyes, cross my arms a lot. Huge ego, no self esteem. I like to make jokes and hate the taste of mint (due to an unfortunate mojito incident). Good Mexican food is one of the few things I take seriously.
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Daniel – boyfriend
A pretty good guy, though he does open a lot of his conversations by correcting people’s misconceptions about science, specifically physics. He could eat frozen pizza for dinner every night, and would if I didn’t interfere.
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Dad – dad
My dad loves popcorn and Ritz crackers. Every time I visit he has enough of these two food groups to survive a long, blizzardous winter. Somehow, he’s managed to accumulate 3 cats. I credit him for my sense of humor and waxy ears.
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Ambi – cat
A good cat, despite having had one of her great teeth fall out. Her meows remind me of the sounds raccoons make and she doesn’t like popcorn. Some of her daily nicknames include: Ambilyn, Rambi, Ambi-doodle, Ambi-cat, Ambi-girl, Scrambi, etc…
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Nate – buddy
Dear Nathan, the way you eat sushi bugs me and sometimes you don’t laugh at my best jokes. I’ll never forget the time you ate the Mustard & Mayo Pita or when you bleached your hair. As far as best friends go, you’re pretty okay.
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Rachael - sister
Rachael, Rachael, Rachael… I don’t know anyone who loves to buy things as much as my sister. Unintentially funny, the “thin” sister, strange hair color; these are her attributes. She’s also outgoing and loves pasta.
